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Save a dying blonde

What can save a dying blonde...hair transplants.

Maid in Van Nuys

There was an old maid in Van Nuys
Who went crazy from making mud pies.
She would fill them with farts
And pickled beef-hearts,
And bake them between her fierce thighs.