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Smartest Blonde

What is the smartest blonde?

A golden retriever

Girl of Antietam

There was a young girl of Antietam
Who liked horse turds so well she could eat 'em.
She'd lie on their rumps,
And swallow the lumps,
As fast as the beasts could excrete 'em.