Bad blonde Jokes

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

On an application where it says "Sign Here" she put "Sagittarius."

She asked for a price check at the Everything's a Dollar Store.

It takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

When she saw "Under 17 Not Admitted" she went home and got 16 friends.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.