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Daffynitions and twisted words
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D-plomacy: Demon good at negotiating.
Dabble: Bull that just sticks its hand in the game.
Dabble: Male bovine hobbyist.
Dad: Southern speak for the opposite of alive
Daffydil: Pickled Duck.
Daisy: Flying male bovine.
Dakota: Person who deciphers secrets
Dally: Take one of these pills twice DALLY.
Damage: Engineers built much DAMAGE on the Columbia River
Dammer: Rich Internet.
Dammit: Glove of a deer mother.
Dammit: Glove of same.
Damnation: A country dependent on hydroelectricity.
Damnation: Any country you don't approve of.
Damnation: Beaver country
Damper: Price of a mother deer or water barrier.
Dampest: Creature that bothers the above.
Damping: Musical mother deer or water barrier.
Damson: Male offspring of a water barrier.
Dance teacher: A job that allows you to really put your foot down.
Dancing: A navel engagement with no discharge of seamen.
Darth Maul: Against pennies.
Dateline: "Your place or mine?"
Dating: Bell between sunrise and sunset.
Dating: Shiny vase phones.
Datum: What young men like to do with pretty young women.
Daunting: To scare off a bell.
Daze: The period from dawn to dusk
Dazing: Zings between sunrise and sunset.
Deacon: Criminal religious leader.
Dead Deep Space Nine Ferenghi: No more Rom.
Dead end: A condition caused by sitting on a hypodermic full of anesthetic.
Dead end: A condition caused by sitting on a hypodermic full ofanesthetic.
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone.
Dead rodent: Mouseover.
Dead sheep: No more RAM.
Deadline: one which fails to interest girls anymore.
Deadline: one which fails to interest girls anymore.
Dealing: Baby deal.
Death: An inescapable conclusion.
Debris: De circumcision.
Debris: a mobster's cheese
Debris: De circumcision.
Debutante: The first insult.
Decade: A cooling drink enjoyed on cruise ships.
Decade: A cooling drink enjoyed on cruise ships.
Decade: Tooth with a cavity
Decanter: Did you hear DECANTER sing Kol Nidre last night.
Decanter: Fire the chief religious singer.
Deceit: My mom makes me wear pants with patches on DECEIT.
Decency: A very moral ocean. .
Decent: Pretty useless coin these days.
Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on DECIDE.
Decimate: What Lucille Ball was in early TV.
Decking: 10 kings.
Decline: Big motoristian glove.
Decode: What cuts prisonous Goblin pennies.
Decontrol: Small ugly church official who lives in a cave
Decoy: Demon distraction.
Deduced: In poker when you get rid of your lowest card.
Deduct: 4th waterfowl in the alphabet.
Deduct: Criminal.
Deductible: A marsupial from down under.
Deductible: The upper jaw of a mallard
Deepest: Satan's glove with a tools.
Deeply: Korean underwater or underground.
Defamatory: To tell malicious lies about British Conservatives.
Defame: Demon that smelling the color of a fights an in
Defame: Demon.
Defer: To remove one's hair.
Defib: To make someone tell the truth.
Defibrillator: lie detector
Defibrillator: Machine that makes someone tell the truth.
Define: A bull that smears reporter.
Define: A fat kills student.
Define: Aggress.
Define: To lose one's looks.
Deform: Demon favor of bones.
Deform: Demon on acid.
Defray: Demon that kills plays.
Defray: Demon the Internet.
Defy: Rebellious demon.
Delamination: Aborted baby sheep.
Delay: Demon that drags its feet or makes love.
Deliberated: What happens when a woman gets married.
Deliberated: What happens when you get married.
Delited: How you feel when you discover your lo-cal beer is foreign brewed.
Demonstrate: A reformed devil.
Demonstrate: A monster who isn't gay.
Demonstrate: A reformed devil
Demonstrate: A reformed devil.
Denominator: One who puts a candidate's name into the ring.
Denominator: One who puts a candidate's name into the ring
Denominator: One who puts a candidate's name into the ring.
Denounce: Demon.
Denser: Knight of the bedroom.
Deny: Ungenerous demon.
Depart Ting: A Chinese who is leaving.
Depart: No longer sewage.
Depend: A fibbing who's people for a mouth.
Depend: Donkey crossed by ex with at that bell.
Depend: Part of swimming pool where the diving board is.
Depend: Where the diving board is.
Deplore: A story telling shoe.
Deplore: Demon that criticizes.
Deplore: Former surrounded bull.
Deploy: Demon plot.
Deploy: Demon.
Depose: Demon that overthrows governments.
Depose: Powers.
Depository: British Conservative bank.
Deprechaun: A nice one.
Depressing: Chinese vase phones.
Depression: The period when you can't spend the money that you don't have.
Derby: German honeymaker
Descendipity: More dictator for lawsuits.
Descent: An hour and many scrubbings later we still couldn't get DESCENT of the skunk off Rover.
Design: Demon sign.
Despoil: Demon that trashes the environment.
Detergent: When a lady says "No!"
Detergent: When a lady says, "No!"
Detergents: What women do when telling a guy to take a hike
Determination: Talking the boss out of firing you.
Detour: Tour #4.
Devide: Demon that does math or forments dissent.
Devising: Song of creativity.
Devotee: De person de voter voted for
Diadem: To remain a staunch liberal all your life.
Diagnose: Anglation of a broken nose
Dialate: To live a long time.
Dialog: To color a large cylindrical piece of wood.
Dialogue: Color a tree trunk before cutting it into lumber
Dialyze: To telephone seeing organs.
Diaper: A bum wrap.
Diaper: A wetting agent
Diarrhea: Stain bird feathers for hats
Diatomic: To color an atom.
Dictator: Stenographer's boss
Digest: Jokes by ex wife of a merperson on the ocean.
Digest: To color the hair of a clown.
Digest: To kill a joke.
Digital Photo: Braille
Dilate: Statistics show that many people DILATE at night in their sleep.
Diligent: To get a man pickled
Dimension: Merely DIMENSION of "swift boats" riles Kerry.
Dimity: Darkness tea.
Dimly: Dumb or dark Korean.
Dine: what people do to get into graveyards that only take Diner's Club
Dinette: Paint a mesh.
Ding: A Chine.
Ding: An equine Solar Powerful king.
Ding: Cleaning bell.
Dinghy: Noisy boat.
Dinking: Loud king.
Dinky: Key to loud noises.
Diphthong: A skimpy bathing suit worn only for a brief plunge in the water.
Diphthong: Skimpy underwear for blondes.
Diploma: instruction to your limboing
Diplomacy: Lying in state
Diplomacy: Clothing store at an embassy.
Diplomacy: Lying in state
Diplomat: One who is disarming, even if his country isn't
Diplomat: A fiber rectangle at your front door that sinks very far down
Diplomat: One who is disarming, even if his country isn't
Diplomatic: Certificate given to graduating insects.
Dipole: To color a Polish person, or a long cyclinder, or a planetary
Directory: British Conservative phone book.
Directory: Give orders to Margaret Thatcher.
Directory: List of British Conservatives and their addresses, phone
Direly: Korean in trouble.
Disconnect: Made out in a dance club.
Disorganized: Autopsied
Distressed: How you feel when your clothes or wig are stolen.
Ditty: Poetic tea.
Diverse: A very bell.
Diverse: Poem or song about coloring substances.
Divine: What grapes grow on.
Divisor: What you wear on your head to keep the sun out of your eyes.
Divvy: Chinese.
DOA: Demon in that cleaning vase.
DOA: Demon paratus.
Docent: A buck attractor
Docket: The Harbor Patrol equivalent of the highway patrolman's "Pull over, bub!"
Doctor: The captain let his first mate DOCTOR for the first time.
Doddering: Finger jewelry belonging to your female child
DOE: Energetic and the Deep.
DOE: Energetic demon leader's door.
DOE: Energetic demon leader.
DOE: Energy from the Army.
Dogma: Canine mother.
Dogmatic: An electric weiner cooker that shuts off when done to perfection.
DOL: Demon leather church.
DOL: Demonic commit.
Doling: Baby female deer.
Dolphin: The part of the doll fish that enables it to swim.
Dolphins: The snazzy protrusions from Barbie's 1956 car
Domass: Force.
Don't be vein in the traffic artery!
Donation: A country ruled by Mafia
Donation: A country with lots of money
Donation: The homeland of that Pillsbury boy.
Donee: Knee of a female deer.
Donker: Basket does.
Donker: The webpage has shut dog.
Donkey: Get's you into the godfathers house
Donkey: Key of a Mafia leader.
Donkey: Object that unlocks door to Godfather's home
Donkey: Underwater that deliversity for clone.
Doper: Ocean.
Doper: Price of a female deer on drugs.
Dopey: Urinating female deer.
Doping: Musical female deer on drugs.
Dormitory: Doors where Conservatives hang their gloves.
Dormitory: Where British Conservatives sleep.
Dosing: Singing female deer.
Doting: Bell of a female deer.
Doting: Female deer bells.
Dotty: Tea that makes spots.
Down Time: Moulting season for geese
Download: To flush the john
Downplay: To pillow-fight.
Downscale: Instrument used by feather merchants.
Dowsing: Song of the New York Stock Exchange.
Dozing: Sleeping female deer.
Drag Racing: Competition for transvestites
Drama: Mountainer month.
Dreadlocks: Fear of smoked salmon.
Drill Sergeant: An Army dentist.
Drive-in movie: Wall to wall car-petting
Drive-in movie: Wall to wall carpetting
Dropsical: end of the Soviet Union
Druggist: an addict.
Drying: Thirsty Chinese.
Dryly: Thristy Korean.
Dualist: Two lists.
Dubious: A cigarette that looks suspiciously like a joint.
Dublin: If you can't get a buzz from a single shot of Irish whiskey, try DUBLIN your order.
Dueling: Baby duel.
Duffer: Clum-sea hair.
Dulcet: Worthless steak knives.
Duly: Have sex with a Korean.
Dumper: Price of stupidity.
Dumpling: A very small, very rundown apartment.
Duping: Bell that tricks people.
Duping: Do ring the bell.
Durable: Long lived male bovine.
Dusting: Small musical particles.
Dustpan: Clean off a Greek god.
Dyed-in-the-wool: Found dead under a sheep.
Dyed-in-the-wool: Found dead under a sheep.
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