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Daffynitions and twisted words
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Earthquake: A Topographical error.
Earthquake: Mother Nature's vibrator deep in her core.
Easing: Internet songs.
Easter: Ocean.
Easter: Spinning a job.
Easy Chair: A vinyl resting place.
Eating: Internet bells.
Eavesdrop: To fall off the edge of the roof.
Eavesdrop: To fall off the edge of the roof.
Eavesdropping: We returned to the church after the hurricane just in time to see the EAVESDROPPING.
EC: The ocean the Ebay is an off shoot of.
Ecstacy: A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you never felt before.
Ecstatic: A female chromosome that's going nowhere.
Ecstatic: Your former partner is not moving.
Ecumenical: Learning to get along with the opposite sects.
Eden: I can't talk to you now, I'm EDEN.
Edible: Against copy or a fish.
Edible: Dead of lawyer associations.
Edible: Easily defeated bulls staying.
Edible: Easily demon On Amphetaminese apine.
Edible: What the Texan with the big appetite did
Editor: Mountain top that runs a newspaper.
Editor: Whacks newspaper employees on the bonce if they stop working.
Eggshell: a cartridge used to shoot at chicken coops.
Egypt: To pay for something online,and then never receive it
Ejaculatory: The cuming of a British Conservative.
Elapse: "He is so fast that I wouldn't be surprised if ELAPSE the field."
Elderberry: An old grave-digger
Eldish, Oldish: Old plate.
Electrocute: A pretty or charming electrical device.
Electron: Elect Ronald Reagan to the Oval Office!
Electron: What the Americans did in the 1980's
Element: as in, "I wonder what the hell ELEMENT by that remark?"
Elementary: When asked what the beachrobe was made of, Ella said "orlon" but ELEMENTARY.
Elephant: An animal that works for peanuts
Elixir: "His wife may be tough, but I know that ELIXER every Saturday night."
Embassy: Diplomatic ocean.
Emboss: I had to tell my secretary I EMBOSS around here.
Embrace: M shaped brace that hugs you.
Emerge: The joining together of two internet providers
Emergency: The beginning of an ocean.
Emit: Again.
Emit: Computer glove.
Emitters: Gloves that send radio or TV signals.
Emote: Internet water barrier.
Emotion, Commotion: Moving computers.
Empath: M shaped path that reads emotions.
Empathy: Disease caught from the 13th. letter of the alphabet.
Empress: Use a phony title to increase one's self-esteem.
Emu: Country of Bee.
Emulate: Dorothy's uncle told his wife, "EMULATE getting into the storm cellar!"
Enclosure: "When I get ENCLOSURE perfume drives me crazy."
Encrypt: Where dead spies are buried.
Encyclopedia: to be within a one-eyed, pedal-powered machine.
Endorse: "No, you idiot, not the chestnut mare. I'm talking about the ENDORSE
Enema: To clean out a Mom.
Enfield
Engineer: A condition caused by being struck on the side of the head by a locomotive.
Engineers: What Native Americans hear with.
Engraving: digging holes for interment in cemeteries.
Enhance: "Birds ENHANCE are worth two in bushes."
Enhance: "Birds ENHANCE are worth two in bushes."
Enigma: Mother reporter.
Enigma: Mysterious female parent of a code breaking machine.
Enmity: Father full that pan.
Enquire: 24 copies of a magazine answering questions on print
Ensign: "This freeway ENSIGN two miles."
Ensue: "I don't care if he is your brother. I'm going to get a lawyer ENSUE.
Entry: The trees in the middle are scrawny but each ENTRY is very tall.
Enunciate: A cannibal at a Catholic mission recalling what happened to the unfortunate sisters, "All of the ENUNCIATE.
Epigram: Telegraphed message written on a thin, pointed sword.
Equilibrium: identical amounts of the same tranquilizer.
Equinox: The same number of blows struck upon a door with the knuckles.
Equinox: The same number of blows struck upon a door with the knuckles.
Equip: Internet joke.
Equity: Beverage that makes all men equal.
Eracism: The KKK on the Internet.
Erase: Speed contest inside a computer.
Erasing: Singing Internet sunshine, or a singing chalkboard instrument.
Eremitism: Ideology of gloves living alone.
Erotic: To answer a question incorrectly by checking the wrong box on a form.
Err: that which you breathe.
Error: I need some fresh ERROR I'm going to pass out.
Escalator: What you do if she’s too busy to answer you now.
Escapade: ESCAPADE employee if he's getting enough remuneration.
Escape: What does Batman wear under ESCAPE?
Escapism: A religion that worships the Superman costume
Escutcheon: "Jimmy cut school today and now ESCUTCHEON hell from his old man."
Eshewing: Flying cobbler.
Espirit: Snake ghost.
Espy: Snake intelligence agent.
Esquire: Snake religious singing group.
Et al: - To have consumed everything
ET: Alien tea.
ET: An alien drink.
Eternity: Tea drunk by Internet birds.
Ethernet : What the doctor puts on your face to make you sleep during surgery
Eureka: EUREKA that cheap cologne
Euro: Not my row.
Evangelical: what Eve was before she ate the apple.
Event: Penny the body of a good full that lures pennies.
Excel: Did my EXCEL the house before moving..
Excell: Footballoon makes porn.
Exchange: Former church.
Exchange: No longer.
Exchequer A retired supermarket employee.
Exchequer: A retired supermarket employee.
Excite: The webpage has shut down.
Exclaim: Watch my EXCLAIM more than he's entitled to in the divorce!
Excommunicated: What I get instead of an alimony check.
Excommunicated: Recieved a phone call from his former spouce
Excretion: One who has lived on the Greek island.
Excretion: One who has lived on the Greek island.
Exercise: After the divorce she gained 80 pounds. I¹m ashamed to admit I have an EXERCISE.
Exile: Against distant offshoots from the 7 Seas.
Exile: Atlantis.
Exit: The person who's just tagged someone.
Exotic Dancer: A girl who brings home the bacon a strip at a time.
Expander: "I think that she's really neat but my EXPANDER
Expander: "I think that she's really neat but my EXPANDER
Expansion slot : Extra hole in your belt to use when you overeat
Expansion slots: The extra holes in your belt buckle.
Expectoration: You can EXPECTORATION when you go to a political convention.
Explain: Don't give me ham for breakfast, I like my EXPLAIN.
Export: A former or destroyed facility for ships to arrive and depart.
Exporter: Someone who used to work on trains
Exporting: Bells sents overseas.
Extraneous: He was born with two rectums. He has an EXTRANEOUS.
Exudate: To go to dinner with your former spouse
Eyebrows: What I do in a book store
Eyebrows: What I do in a book store.
Eyebrows: what I do when I go shopping
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