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Daffynitions and twisted words
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F-Fort: Military base #6.
Facing: Singing head.
Factory: Hard data on a British Conservative.
Fahrenheit: The way he is growing, he'll end up pretty FAHRENHEIT.
Fainting: Bell with little sound.
Falcon: Criminal bird.
Fall Asleep: The beginning of a bear's annual hibernation.
Falsehood: A wig.
Falsehood: an undercover agent.
Falsify: If I put a plate on my head it FALSIFY make a move.
Fan Club: A suit on a pack of fan cards.
Fanatic: to cool off the extreme upper portion of the house.
Fantasy: "DeNiro took his biggest FANTASY the premier."
Far Ting: Smelly Chinese at a distance.
Farce: This is as FARCE the bus goes.
Farenheit: At 6'7 he was FARENHEIT over the others in his class.
Farming: Ruler of Time.
Fashion Models: Women with nothing to lose.
Faster: Shinny penny.
Faster: Spinning church leader.
Fasting: Bell during Ramadan.
Fasting: Bell that moves quickly and is observing Ramadan.
Fasting: Speedy bell.
Faulting: Bell that drops to the ground.
Faulty: Where golfers begin playing in autumn.
Fauna: The doe gave her FAUNA shove.
Fawlty: Tea that computer fowl.
Fawlty: Tea that sharply crossed body of plays.
Feeling: Baby feel.
Feline: Price of a que.
Felonies: Prepared to pray
Fencing: Ant the monarches.
Fencing: Chinesses into bell.
Fender: I should be able to get you off with probation because you're a first a FENDER
Ferny: Hairy knee.
Fertilize: Lies about reproduction.
Figurable: You know how a cow is going to act but who can FIGURABLE? .
Figurehead: to pelt your head with figs.
Filibuster: A breast-implant surgeon.
Filibuster: In order for the bus company to make a profit, it is necessary to FILIBUSTER its capacity
Filibuster: In order for the transit company to make a profit, it is necessary to FILIBUSTER its capacity
Filing: Baby file.
Fillibuster: One who breaks female horses
Filly: Female Korean horse.
Filthy: I hope that these teachings will FILTHY with knowledge, my son.
Final Four: Bush, Cheney, Kerry and probably Edwards.
Finesse: A female shark.
Firepower: Held by the senior executives of a company that bought another.
Fitly: Healthy Korean.
Fitness trainer: a person who lives off the fat of the land
Fixture: Did you call the plumber to FIXTURE leaking sink?
Flaccid: A Spaniard who walks with a limp.
Flagon: Someone stole our flag!
Flaking: Snow lord.
Flaming: Burning vase.
Flamingo: A fire extinguisher makes the FLAMINGO out.
Flammable: The matador waved his cape to FLAMMABLE.
Flapper: One who sews up the rear of long underwear."
Flapping: Flying bell.
Flapping: Musical wings.
Flash Drive: Exposing yourself to passing motorists on the freeway
Flat tire: "Doesn't sitting around here in this FLAT TIRE you out?"
Flat tire: as in, "Doesn't sitting around here in this FLAT TIRE you out?"
Flatulence: Effect of sitting on your eyeglasses.
Flatulent: Did he clean up the FLATULENT him when he left?
Flatulent: The apartment you allow friends to stay in during their vacation.
Fleece: Small, wingless, jumping insects.
Flicker: Knight.
Flinty: Obsidain tea.
Flippancy: "I think that pancake is ready to turn. Give it a FLIPPANCY"
Flipper: "Boy, your mom is gonna FLIPPER lid when she sees this house."
Floating: Bell on the water.
Floodlight: "Even if the dam breaks these new dikes should help to keep the FLOODLIGHT."
Floorshow: "If we get a smaller rug then won't the FLOORSHOW."
Floozy: Zombie horse the ocean of an apines the Internet.
Floozy: Zombies.
Flora: "This house is really solid. Just stomp on the FLORA little."
Flora: This house is really solid. Just stomp on the FLORA little.
Florescent: Shinny penny on the ground.
Florida: After an hour in the sun, his face was FLORIDA than I had ever seen it.
Flouting: Defiant bell.
Flowing: Bird in a river.
Flowing: Flying river.
Fluting: Not many bells, and/or bells with influenza.
Fly-buy: Purchasing an airline ticket:
Flycatcher: Zipper
Flying king: Hostitute.
Flying Nun: Someone with a funny habit
Flying: Levitating Chinese.
Folly: Dumb Koran.
Fooling: Baby sucker/fool.
Football Game: A contest where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth.
Footgear: a system of shifting gear ratios without using the hands.
Forage: "Beauty be FORAGE."
Foray: In favor of X-rays.
Forbid: Prepare a proposal for the contract that is being put out FORBID.
Forecast: 4 actors.
Foreclose: If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORCLOSE.
Foreclose: Why teenagers go to the mall.
Foreign: Likes wet weather.
Forelocks: Purpose of bagels and cream cheese.:
Forensics: FORENSICS is ten.
Foreplay: In favor of recreation.
Foreshadow: In favor of shade.
Forest: "When we get to the river, we will stop FOREST and snacks."
Forest: In favor of holidays from work.
Forestall: "Your mount is in the number FORESTALL."
Forestalls: Where two pairs of horses are kept.:
Forger: A person who writes things you can't bank on
Forker: Corrupt bell.
Forking: 4 kings.
Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin, I told them there ain't no place FORMALDEHYDE in the house, itıs too small."
Formaldehyde: As the Indians began to come out FORMALDEHYDE-ing places, the settlers discovered they were surrounded.
Formalize: Official fibs.
Formally Attired: Your condition after waking up from a nap.
Formally: "Today she's a millionaire, but formally she tried to make a living as an English teacher."
Formica: There will be four speakers at four podiums so tell the engineers this is definitely a FORMICA job.
Formost: Very larged coolie'O'nimbusting bowl sold gibberish.
Fornicate: Because she felt so bad about the way she'd treated him on their previous date, FORNICATE bought a sexy new dress.
Forthcoming: What a woman having quadruplets wants to hear in the delivery room.:
Forthright: The part of the Constitution protecting us from unreasonable searches.:
Fortune: For news set your radio dial to 90.7 but FORTUNE dial 101.
Forum: "He worked hard for that promotion so I'm very happy FORUM."
Foster parent: the Australian company that owns Foster's Lager.
Founder: "I FOUNDER at a garage sale."
Founder: The successful result of seeking her.:
Fox populus: A TV channel that gives people the news they want to hear instead of the news that's real.
Fraidy: Carpet apinese vase.
France: A country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper
Free love: What you're supposed to get when you marry.
Free will: what a lawyer writes up for you without charge.
Freeze: "Letting the kids watch Seseme Streeet FREEZE me to get dinner ready."
Frequent: The freak didn't stay.:
Freshman: Guy on a date with a sorority girl
Freudian slip: Foot-in-mouth disease
Friday: "This is going to be our biggest fish FRIDAY"
Frying Pan: Cook like a Greek god.:
Fued: You wouldn't have failed If FUED studied harder
Fueling: Baby fuel.
Fulgent: A man who has eaten all that he can.
Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge
Fully: Stuffed Koran.
Fumigate: A gate that deodorizes.
Fundamentalist: To support a medium
Funnel: "After the wedding, your FUNNEL cease."
Furlong: When your dog needs a clipping
Fusing: Not many songs.
Futile: A small number of thin slabs of baked clay.:
Futile: I don't have enough slate to finish building the roof
Future Tense: A reason to relax now.:
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