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Daffynitions and twisted words
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Gable: an effeminate, male bovine animal.
Gable: Homosexual bull.
Gables: Homosexual male cattle
Gagetry: Tree that grows tools and machines.
Gaiety, Gayety: Homosexual beverage.
Gallant: A female colony-insect.
Gallon: "Hey Sheriff, there's a naked GALLON your horse."
Gallop: "It's nearly five a.m. You'd better wake that little GALLOP
Gallop: The wallop you feel while paying for a gallon of gas
Galore: Female gold lode.
Galore: Legends about gals.
Gambit: To have sunk one's teeth into another person's leg.
Gambling: An ankle bracelet
Gambol: a hollow, rounded container for washing one's legs.
Game: To pretend to be homosexual
Gamer: Homosexual ocean.
Gamete: Spouse in a same sex marriage
Gamin: Male homosexuals.
Gaming: Homosexual Chinese vase.
Gamma: Married to your grandpa
Ganglion: Leo left the pride, fell into bad company and became a GANGLION.
Gangrene: The color worn by the Irish clique at our high school
Gangrene: Where the beach.
Gantlet: "I'm sorry but I GANTLET you in here dressed like that."
Gaper: Price of a homosexual hooker.
Garage: The fury felt by a latent homosexual when, while he is bending over to get the oil level, his buddy touches his ass.
Garbage can: What your butt looks like if you eat too much junk food.
Garbage: How old your costume is.
Garden: "Watch out, Louie. There's a GARDEN the corridor."
Gardener: A man who never lets grass grow under his feet
Gargle: the favored mouthwash of geese.
Garrisons: Young Hallocks.
Gas: a lower-intestinal condition resulting from eating rich foods. Gas, thus, is very expensive.
Gastric: How the hooker got her tank filled.
Gastric: something performed by magicians, using propane.
Gastric: To entertain with musical flatuence
Genealogy: The study of wish-granting residents of brass lamps.
General: "Perhaps in our next Olympics, Bruce GENERAL win another gold medal!"
Generally: Commander of Confederate forces
Gentile: Ceramic squares in the men's shower rooms
Gentile: What's on the floor of one of the two restrooms
Gentle: "This here GENTLE show you to the bathroom, Miss Snidely."
Geode: A poem about words beginning with the letter G
Geometry teacher: An instructor who definitely knows all of the angles.
Geometry: Rite of passage statement by an acorn
Geometry: What the acorn said after it grew up.
George Washington Carver: The man who performed the autopsy on the first President of the U. S. A.
Geriatric: Mr. Lewis scores three times in one hockey game!
Germanation: Country where they fest in Oktober.
Gerrymander: Mr. Ford wanders aimlessly
Gestation: Train stop for punsters
Ghetto: Why you call AAA to have your car moved after an accident
Ghostile grazing: Musical with amnesia.
Gigolo: A fee male
Girl's School: An institutuion of higher yearning.
Glazier: Knight of pot coatings.
Gleaming: Shiny vase.
Glossy: Shiny ocean.
Glove formercist: Crazy box.
Glowing: A shining bird.
Glowing: Shining bird.
Gnus: What happened today
Goalie: A cheer for Lee!
Goatee: Tea for a goat.
Goatskin: The goat's family, I kid you not
Gobble: A bull that talks turkey.
Gobblers: Found both on and around the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Gobi and Sahara: Just Deserts.
Golfer: Furry sport.
Goodbye: A purchase at a garage sale
Google: Sound made by an infant when tickled.
Goose: An animal that grows up while it grows down.
Gopher: Furry animal on the plains.
Gopher: Leave to purchase or pick-up something
Goring: Ring worn by Al.
Gossip columnist: One who writes other's wrongs.
Gossip: Someone who suffers from acute indescretion.
Gottchalks: A question for a teacher shopping for classroom supplies.
Graft: Crude river vessel for long-necked animals.
Graham: Slice of meat left unrefrigerated for a week.
Grammar: Married to your grandpa
Granite:. "Too many people take the good life for GRANITE."
Granulate: What a boy says to his widowed nana who just returned at 1 AM from a date
Granulate: What you say to a tardy grandmother.
Granulate: Where you been Granny?
Grasshopper: Hula Dancer
Grateful: Time to clean the fireplace
Grateful: What it takes to build a good fire.
Grazer: Gray knight.
Grenadier: When she rubbed the magic lamp a genie appeared and GRENADIER 3 wishes.
Gritty: Tea with sand.
Grocer: A knight that's getting taller.
Grooming: Male vase that's about to get married.
Gross Weight: Maximum permissible take off weight, plus an extra suitcase, a case of bourbon, rifle, ammo, golf bag, bowling ball, and diving weights.
Groupie : Scheduled bus stop to empty your bladder
Groupie: Scheduled bus stop to empty your bladder
Growing: Bird that gets bigger.
Growing: Very big wings.
Gruesome: A little taller than before.
Gruesome: How the seniors got their medical marijuana.
Guest: Estimated.
Gullible: Against believes that a demon conspiracy.
Gusto: Windy foot digit.
Gusty: Windy tea.
Gypsum: Taking advantage of a portion of your customers.
Gypsum: The con man tried to GYPSUM of the senior citizens with his get rich quick scheme.
Gyrate: Price of spin.
Gyrate: What a gigolo charges
Gyrate: What a gigolo usually charges
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