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Daffynitions and twisted words
(Arranged alphabetically)
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Habitable: Able to wear a nun's garb
Haddock: I HADDOCK Roberts give the anaesthesia.
Hades: HADES books about Greek mythology sure are interesting, ain't they?'
Haggard: An old lady that protects the entrance to the school from vandalism.
Hairdresser's: A place where some women go to dye.
Hairy: A good business day for a probator of wills.
Half-Sister: Hermaphroditic kin.
Halitosis: Answer when one sibling asks another, who is a massage therapist, what part of Ms. Berry she is currently working on
Hallmark: left when people wear hard-soled shoes entering the house
Hamburg: A frozen pig floating in the ocean.
Hamburg: A snaked fish bell, cat on said craft.
Hamburgeon: Protean, Prostile growing to bird.
Hamming: Pig vase.
Hammock: Imitation pork made of tofu
Hammock: Pig taunting.
Hammock: Spam
Hamper: Papa pig.
Hamper: Price of a pig.
Hanging: A suspended sentence
Hangnail: the one your portrait depends on
Hangover: The wrath of grapes
Hangover: The wrath of grapes
Happenstance: It HAPPENSTANCE are very fashionable but bad for the skin.
Happiness: Scotland's famed creature of the Loch is in a good mood
Harbor: One who plays the instrument associated with the angels.
Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.
Hard work: Being a male porn star
Hardwood: If you find the project too HARDWOOD you let me help you with it.
Harelip: The chatter the barber spouts while he's working?
Harem: if you marry more than one woman, you're going to HAREM complain about it.
Harem: What a rabbit with many wives has.
Harmonica: Did the scandal really HARMONICA?
Harmony: Causing injury to your leg joint
Harrowing: Drug lord.
Harrowing: Risk taking bird.
Hay Fever: Straw with a high temperature.
Head Case: Motorcycle helmet
Headquarters: Psychiatric clinic.
Hearsay: What small children do when you mutter a dirty word.
Heat Exhaustion: Summer daze.
Hebrew: Because he likes a cup of tea before temple.
Hedgehog: Falling.
Heft: "I HEFT to go get my groceries tonight."
Heirloom: Used in the manufacture of Horsehair blankets.
Helmit: Satan's glove.
Hematologist: The opposite of a urologist, he's a doctor who pricks your finger.
Hemmer: No song.
Hermit: Girl's baseball glove
Hermit: Glove of a woman who lives alone.
Herring: "When they broke up, she gave him HERRING back"
Hex nuts: Really into witchcraft.
Hexagon: Chicago Cubs win a post-season series
Hexagon: The witch canceled her spell.
Hexagone: Curse from an Italian has been removed.
Hiccough: What hayseeds do to a nice neighborhood
Hierarchy: Employ a guy from Little Rock.
Hierarchy: The diva asked if we could play the arIa in a HIERARCHY.
High Resolution: Promise made on New Years Eve
Hiker: Far up dog.
Hiker: Greeting to a dog.
Hiking: A singing cartoon cat.
Hiking: Lord of the mountains.
Himalaya: Exclamation on seeing a rooster give eggs
Hip waders: The fellows who bring your food at those very trendy restaurants.
Hippy: A fat flower child
History: British Conservative snake.
Hoeing: Legless Cheese.
Hogwash: A garage for cleaning pigs.
Holler: A Jewish egg bread
Holy Roller: Crap-shooting preacher.
Homing: An amazing sheep.
Homing: First bell.
Homing: Singing the same.
Homing: Vase of a hooker.
Homogeneous: Oscar Wilde.
Homogeneous: Very smart gay.
Homogenous: A brilliant gay
Homonym: The name you call your male significant other if you're male
Homosexual: One who only has sex in his own residence
Homosexual: Someone who likes his vice versa.
Honda, Mazda: Possible fathers of Carson.
Honky-dory: A small boat owned by white folks
Hoodwink: A blinking of the eye by a Mafia member to tell a buddy he's lying.
Hooker: Fishing or prostitute dog.
Hooking: Mussolini.
Hooting: Chinese.
Hooting: Windy Chinese vase.
Horizon: Callgirl getting up in the morning.
Horizon: The prostitute gets up to leave.
Hormone: What hookers fake.
Hornbill: Viagra invoice.
Hornet: Internet provider for call girls
Horoscope: Device that allows you to see fright movies in excruciating detail
Horse sense: A sure sign of a stable mind.
Horsing: Chinese beverage that an of former red foot digits.
Hortense: A nervous prostitute.
Hospital: Where you might wind up if you get run down
Hospitality: the general area where Hoss Cartwright's spittoon was located.
Hospitalize: HMO fibs.
Hostile: A musical water trees.
Hostile: Against pennies.
Hot flash: A late-breaking news story.
Hot pants: if a woman looks hot in them, the man pants.
Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
Hourglass: A waist of time.
Housekeeper: Spouse winning the divorce settlement.
Howitzer: Machine gun knight.
Hubble: Very far seeing bull.
Humbug: A singing beetle.
Humper: Price of a bee or very small bird.
Hunger: What the posse did to the lady rustler.
Hurricane: An aid to assist an elderly person in keeping up with his grandchildren on their daily walk.
Hurricane: Walking stick used for rapid moving
Hurricane: What they do in the sugar fields when they need to harvest quickly.
Hydrate: "I have these animal skins for sale, what is the HYDRATE today?"
Hymen: Males after smoking pot
Hymen: Stoned males
Hyming: Very birds.
Hyping: Bell up above.
Hyping: Exaggerated bell.
Hypochondriac: A woman who wonąt let well enough alone
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