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Daffynitions and twisted words
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Macadam: The prototype Apple computer.
Machiavelli: I know a tailor who will MACHIAVELLI good pair of pants for thirty dollars.
Macing: 5th month song.
Macing: Singing in the 5th month of the year.
Macos: Bull that campire.
Macos: Bull that demon acid.
Macos: Busines.
Macos: Businese.
Macro: An Apple company run by bees underwater that a sub's
Macrossing: Irish-Jew.
Macy: A shopping mall in the ocean.
Macy: Ocean in the 5th month of the year.
Madagascar: How your automobile feels about the price of fuel today
Madam: Someone for whom the belles toil
Madam: Someone for whom the belles toil.
Mail carrier: A person whose goal it is to be letter perfect.
Maiming: Chinese vase in the 5th month.
Maintenance: There are several small firms renting space in the office building but the MAINTENANCE are branch offices of IBM and Motorola.
Maker: Dog in the 5th month.
Mall shopper: someone who loves to go bye-bye
Mallet: What you hit a duck with
Manatee: "If you want to start this round of golf, give the MANATEE"
Manhattan: What the haberdasher is responsible for
Manicurist: Someone who makes money hand over fist.
Mantel: Describing last night's sex to your friends the next day
March of Dimes: 10 cents in the 3rd month.
Marigold: Find a rich spouse
Marijuana: To become connubially connected with Mexican Joan
Marriage: The evil "aye."
Mason: Male offspring in the 5th month.
Massage Therapist: A cramp counselor
Masseurs: People who knead people.
Masseuse: A cramp counselor
Massing: No song.
Mastectomy: Sailing under an unraised drawbridge.
Master: made a ship capable of bearing sail
Masterbaiting: To become an expert fisherman, you must MASTERBAITING.
Masturbating: What the apprentice deckhand had to do to join the fishing boat crew.
Materialize: What rag dolls see with.
Maternity Dress: A slip cover
Maternity Dressmaker: A mother frocker.
Maternity Dressmaker: A mother frocker.
Mating: Bell in the 5th month.
Matrix: Flying carpet
Maul: A fast bread.
Maxima: Big Mom or car Mom.
Maybe: Bee in the 5th month.
Mayhem: Indecision as to spring skirt length.
Megabytes: Communishing.
Megaphone. 1,000,000 phones.
Melanoma: Condition resulting from mel borrowing money from mother.
Menopause: Time a woman has to wait until her husband gets his erection back.
Mental: Fee charged to all males who use the road or bridge
Mercantile: Floor coverings of businesses.
Mercury: God of thermometers.
Meretricious: Seasonal greeting, with "Happy NewYear."
Merger: Ocean of financial deals.
Metacarpal: When you come across a group of people who ride to work together.
Metallurgist: A man who can take one look at a platinum blonde and tell whether she is virgin metal or common ore.
Metallurgy: The study of how to keep people from being allergic to metals
Metamorphisis: A shape shifting woman.
Meteor: I prefer Wendy's burgers as they are METEOR.
Meteorite: A space chip
Meteorologist: A man who can look into a girls eyes and predict "whether."
Meter Maid: A person who always does a fine day's work.
Microbar: Where even smaller black birds get drunk.
Microbe: Outer garment worn by the radio announcer
Microbrew: One one millionth of a beer.
Microphone: One one millionth of a phone.
Microwave: The smallest movement of the ocean.
Microwave: What an amoeba surfs on.
Middle Age: When actions creak louder than words
Middle age: When your age starts to show around your middle.
Middle-ages: a historical period well known for the onset of male pattern baldness.
Midget: Center engine on 3-engine planes
Migratory: Moving British Conservatives.
Milestone: A 5280 foot boulder
Milk: The udder cola.
Millibar: Where very small black birds get drunk.
Mimetic: Parasite that is good at imitating people.
Miming: Chinese vase that doesn't speak.
Minatory: Small British Conservative.
Minima: Small Mom.
Miniskirt: Hemme fatale.
Minister: Using a small mixing spoon
Ministry: Government tree.
Ministry: Tree in the cabinet.
Minnehaha: a very, very small joke
Minty: Minimum tea.
Minuscule: Head Start or Kindergarten
Minute Maid: A very small woman who concentrates on making orange juice
Mircoreproduction: Involving very small parents.
Miscarriage: A shot that comes close to but fails to hit a baby buggy
Miser: A Commander-in-Cheap
Miser: A person who lets the world go buy.
Miser: Someone who earns money the hoard way
Mission: Another church on the hair.
Misty: Female or foggy tea.
Misty: How golfers create divots
MIT: Glove.
Mitigate: External portal festooned with gloves.
Mitten: Garden too much telephones.
Mitten: What ticking.
Modem : What landscapers did to dem lawns
Molar Solution: Rinsing fluid available during dental work
Mole: what I'm doing to my lawn this weekend
Monastery: A multitude of monsters.
Montana: One who gets a darker skin tone from exposure to lunar rays
Monument: Don't you just hate those people who are always correcting what you say? ' Mon, you meant...'
Monumental: Love? Trust? Good times? MONUMENTAL those things to me and more!
Mop And Glow: Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
Moppet: Downbeat male cigarette taker.
Moraine: Continuing stormy weather
Moraine: What you don't need during the spring thaw.
Morning star: what the fans are doing when the celebrity dies.
Morsel: Gentlemen, we're not getting the product across. What we need here is MORSEL
Motto: Slogan on foot digits.
Mouse Pad: Sanitary napkins for rodents
Moustache: Before the police arrive, I MOUSTACHE this pot where they can't find it.
Mowing: Bird that does the lawn.
MT: Tea that makes you high and empty.
Muddle: MUDDLE get your carpet dirty.
Mushroom: A place to kiss
Musing: Cow or cat song.
Musky: Key to a dog.
Mustang: Like mustard, only made with astronauts' favorite soft drink.
Musty: Dusty
Mutant: Mother's sister after her stroke
Mutest: Cow or cat test.
Muting: Cow or cat bell.
Muttering: A ringing dog or a dog ring.
Mutton: Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Myriad: Beginning of a nursery rhyme about owning small sheep.
Mystery: A spinning woman.
Mystic: Magical parasite.
Mysticize: He was very lucky that the bullet just MYSTICIZE.
Mytosis: A splitting woman.
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