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  • Rabble: A mob of commoner male bovines.
  • Race Track: A place where windows clean people.
  • Racetrack: A place where the windows clean the people.
  • Racing: Singing sunshine.
  • Raconteur - Nocturnal mammal's road trip.
  • Racquet: what the loser does in pool.
  • Rainbow: A fancy knot tied in a leather strap attached to a horse's bit
  • Raisins: What Raymond asked penence for
  • Rake: In Alabama, used for planting hesperus.
  • Ramming: A sheep vase.
  • Ramming: Male sheep vase.
  • Rampage: Part of a male sheep book.
  • Rampant: Clothing line for sheep,
  • Rampant: What a male sheep does when he spots a hot ewe,
  • Rampart: Cameo role in the Christmas play
  • Rampart: Part of a male sheep.
  • Rampart: The bone placed on the table during a sedar dinner
  • Ramparts: Horns, hooves, fleece etc.
  • Ramshackle: What the vet uses when he treats sheep
  • Ranker: Powerful dog.
  • Ransack: Participate in a picnic sack race.
  • Ransom : What you did to train for a marathon
  • Ranting: A bell diatribe.
  • Rapscallion: Green onion that's into hip-hop
  • Rapscallion: Small onions enjoyed by hip-hop singers.
  • Rascal: Cranial bones of the sun god.
  • Rational: What Tipper Gore did when she saw her husband gaining weight
  • Razor: Knight of shaving.
  • Real estate agent: A person whose job it is to put you in your place.
  • Realistic: Wooden devise for measuring building lots.
  • Reality: A crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
  • Realm: To be charitable ... once again !
  • Realty: Tea drunk by real estate agents.
  • Reaming: Vase with lots of paper.
  • Rebate: Putting a new worm on the hook
  • Rebate: What anglers do when the fish ain't biting
  • Recapitulate: Make the same mis-steak twice.
  • Recede: The spring planting
  • Recent: To get another penny.
  • Reconstitution: the democratization of Iraq
  • Recovery Room: Place where upholsterers work
  • Recovery room: Where upholsters work
  • Recreation: What God did when he made a mistake the first time
  • Rectifier: To accidentally use Ben-Gay instead of Preparation H.
  • Rectory: British Conservative ass.
  • Rectory: Britsih Conservative ass.
  • Rectory: What the Americans and French did during the American
  • Rectum: I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.
  • Rectum: To knock a team out of the playoffs as the Marlins and Yankees did to the Cubs and Red Socks.
  • Recur: To get another dog.
  • Red Beagle: Demon.
  • Reddish: Young bull.
  • Reduce : A messed up point in Tennis, when you were on 'Advantage'.
  • Reduce: The tennis game is tied again.
  • Reduct: To quack again.
  • Reefer: One who tokes his/her joints undersea where the coral grows
  • Refer: To grow hair again.
  • Refer: To grow new wool after being sheered
  • Reformatory: To liberlize the British Conservatives.
  • Refrigerator: Hazardous waist compartment
  • Refuge: Very large NFL official
  • Regiment: Explaining a statement by Mr. Jackson, White or Saunders.
  • Registry: To give your final answer.
  • Regulatory: To control British Conservatives.
  • Rehearse: Moving a corpse to another vehicle
  • Rehearse: To transport an exhumed casket to a new tomb.
  • Rejoinder: Remarry your ex
  • Relative minor: A guitarist's girlfriend.
  • Relay: Something you and your spouse did every night of your honeymoon, but not on your fifth anniversary.
  • Relent: To borrow something you borrowed before
  • Relief: What some sap tells the trees to do each spring
  • Relieve: What deciduous trees do in spring
  • Rely: To lie again.
  • Rely: What to do when your teacher doesnąt believe that the dog ate your homework
  • Remanded: Man dies again.
  • Remember: Reconstructive surgery required by John Wayne Babbett
  • Remiss: a divorced female
  • Remote: To build a ditch around your home again
  • Renting: Tenant bell.
  • Repair: The current term for wife-swapping
  • Repeal: Second call to return to your seat
  • Repeatory: Thatcher again and again.
  • Repertory: Act as agent for conservative Brit.
  • Repertory: Thatcher in a play.
  • Replete: to iron a skirt
  • Reporting: To bring the bells to port again.
  • Represent: To give back the same gift you received last year. Common with fruit cakes.
  • Repress: What you do when your suit gets wrinkled
  • Republicans: Letter to the editor complaining about rest rooms
  • Request: To go adventuring again.
  • Resent: To post an e-mail a second time
  • Resort: To change the order of items in a presentation
  • Rester: Piscine vase.
  • Resting: Bell remaining still.
  • Retail: To surgically restore a severed distal extremity
  • Retaliatory: Revenge of Margaret Thatcher.
  • Retardant: Insects with a low IQ
  • Reticent: I wouldn't give one RETICENT for your opinion.
  • Retirement: Twice as much husband with half as much pay
  • Retract: To replace old railroad tracks.
  • Revenue: what the driver tells the engine he's doing
  • Reverse: To sing again.
  • Reverse: To sing backwards.
  • Revert: To turn green again.
  • Revising: To change the song.
  • Rheumatic: A space in the garret converted to a living area.
  • Rheumatic: A space in the garret converted to a living area.
  • Rhombus: A 4 sided polygon mass transit vehicle.
  • Rhumba - An asset to music.
  • Rhumba: An asset to music
  • Ridgy: Goblin pennies.
  • Rigmarole: Lead in a movie about a mother trucker
  • Rim shot: a quick drink to take the edge off.
  • Ring announcer: A minister at a wedding
  • Risk taking: Rabbits in Europe.
  • Risque: inglekray's first name
  • Roaming: Very heavy bed.
  • Roaming: Wandering vase.
  • Robot: An automated oarsman
  • Robust - Android mammary glands.
  • Robust: A broken robot.
  • Robust: Ancient torturous method of propelling a boat by leaning overboard and moving your bosom through the water.
  • Robust: Fatty mammary glands on salmon eggs
  • Rocket: What you do to the cradle when Baby is crying
  • Rocky: Used to open a stone lock.
  • Rodeo: Where cowboys will do most anything for a buck.
  • Romania: Crazy about kayaking
  • Romania: Crazy about kayaks.
  • Romantic: A losers.
  • Romeo: The sound that some Italian cats make.
  • Roof repairman: A person who likes to stay on top of things at work.
  • Rooming: Vase for a genie.
  • Roughneck: where 17th c. men
  • Rowing: Bird in a small boat propelled by oars.
  • Rowing: Canoe birds.
  • Royalty: Afternoon snack with the Queen
  • Rubberneckers: A couple practicing very safe sex.
  • Rubble: A ruined bull.
  • Rubric: To be sorry about the oblong red construction item you threw through the window
  • Ruby: Jewel of stuff.
  • Ruby: Jewel of thieves that sexual still at McDuckolda in
  • Ruby: Stinking.
  • Rugby: Carpet apines the month.
  • Rumba: Drug ocean oil demon.
  • Rumor: The person renting the space in the garret
  • Rumour: The British person renting the space in the garret.
  • Rumplestiltskin: A small piece of tissue that the Mohel discarded after performing the bris on Mr. Chamberlin.
  • Rusdie: Russian demon.
  • Rustic: A hasty ten.
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