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Daffynitions and twisted words
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Saab: An auto that cries real tears.
Saddle: If you're feeling SADDLE come over and cheer you up.
Saigon: A touch of nostalgia
Salting: Musical sodium cloride.
Saluting: A bell giving respect to the flag.
Sanding: Beach bell.
Sandy: Observes that clean.
Santanism: The belief that when you die your soul gets stuck in the chimney.
Santanism: The belief that when you die your soul gets stuck in the chimney.
Satellite: There on the lot SATALLITE brown Jaguar, the car of my dreams.
Satiate: They SATIATE all her Halloween candy before she arrived home.
Satin: I SATIN something sticky and now my dress is stained
Satisfaction:The congressman SATISFACTION of supporters in the gallery
Satisfactory: Adequate Conservatives.
Satisfactory: An adequate British Conservative.
Saturnine: Baseball team that plays on weekends
Saturnine: Baseball team that plays on weekends
Saxaphone: You can run up quite a credit card bill calling those 900-number SAXAPHONE lines.
Saxophone: An ill wind nobody blows good.
Scabby: Chinese bell.
Scallops: Sells tickets at a very high price.
Scintillate: Church at 9.
Scofflaw: an erroneous and illegal jest at the expense of another.
Scooby: Agains.
Scotland Yard: 35 1/2 inches
Screwing: Horny birds.
Scripture: It says in the SCRIPTURE to kiss her passionately.
Scrotum: Malebag
Scrutiny: Where and how the surgeon installs certain hardware when rebuilding your leg joint.
Scuba: Shiny bird from the sex in jail.
Sea Gulls: What most guys hope to do at the beach.
Seamless: Without sewing machines.
Secretary: A stenographer who watches her periods.
Sedgy: Goblin.
Sediment: I SEDIMENT to quit smoking but it was harder than I thought.
Seeding: Singing astronauts prison.
Seeding: Very stile chinese growing of this words.
Seedy: Flying shoe.
Seedy: Victorious Gobling that cleans.
Seeking: Apiarist.
Seeking: Chinesses do.
Seeking: King program, or a wall.
Seeming: Between Beaming and Deeming.
Seeming: Ocean going vase.
Seesaw: Instrument used by the doctor during a C-section.
Seldom: My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.
Self-Control: The ability to eat only one peanut.
Seller: Another word for basement Douglas D. Drill
Semantics: Pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before mass.
Sen Ding: Chinese version of Federal Express.
Senatory: Thatcher runs for the Senate.
Seralbumin: Chinese vampire.
Seramic: Externet.
Serbus: A male cow.
Sernas: Angry organs.
Serology: study of knighthood
Serum: What you do when you barbecue steaks.
Settle: They are tied two sets each. This SETTLE decide the match.
Sex Education: The sermon on the Mount
Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
Shaking: Bell on that cuts prices.
Shaking: Mass transit vehicle races.
Shaking: Punishing.
Shampoo: A fake bear.
Shampoo: That's not Winnie. That's a SHAMPOO.
Shamrock: In the movies, when you see the hero lift a huge boulder you know they used a SHAMROCK.
Shareware: When you use your roommates clothes.
Sherbet: A tip on a horse race or sporting event
Sherbet: Wager all you have. It's a SHERBET.
Shipping: Bell on the ocean.
Shipping: Chinese vase.
Shipping: Pricity.
Shitzu: A zoo that doesn't have any animals in it.
Shoe Ting: Chinese foot wear.
Shoot Ting: Chinese gunman.
Shopping: An equine singer overing king a call on that of
Short cut: A route on which you can't find anybody to ask where you are.
Shotgun: What you have after pulling the trigger.
Shotputter: Hypodermic needle
Shouting: Loud bell.
Show-down: Guide someone to the basement.
Shower stall: Being notified by the builder that installation of bathroom fixtures will be delayed.
Showing: An exibitionist bird.
Showing: Flying play, fair, movie, or TV episode.
Shutter: Her barking is keeping the whole neighborhood awake. Please SHUTTER up.
Shutting: Closing bell.
Shyster: A bashful guy prepares the batter
Shyster: Spinning con man.
Sickle: When we evacuate, the SICKLE will be taken first.
Signatory: The John Handcock of a British Conservative.
Silver Nitrate: A rental fee for the Lone Ranger's horse after dark.
Sinbad: What Saddam Hussein did.
Sincere: One who can discern misbehavior.
Sinker: Everywhere a lawyer.
Sinking: King of Deposit.
Sinking: The Lord of the
Sinus: I think they are going to SINUS to a long contract.
Sir Lancelot In A Plane: A fly-by knight
Sister: Spinning rear end.
Sitcom: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Morgage
Skeleton: Bones with the people off
Ski jump: A soar spot
Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
Skimming: Low fat vase.
Slakers: People who try on pants for a living
Slapping: Another punishing bell.
Slapping: Chinese vase the 5th monsters.
Sleep revolution: A stop.
Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs.
Slicing: Singing butcher knife.
Slide Rules: Playground instructions
Sliming: Yucky vase.
Slip Cover: A maternity dress.
Slowing: Bird that doesn't move very fast.
Sly Ding: Foxy Chinese.
Sly Ding: King shoe.
Smoking Gun: A cross between the NRA and the cigarette industry.
Smudgy: Makes a demon.
Smutt: A Brits people bell in a Holy Spinning object.
Snollygoster: Shrewd person.
Snowing: A cold bird.
Soaker: Wet dog.
Soaking: Leads to reaping of new monarchs... "The king is dead, Long live the king."
Socialize: Fibs about big government.
Soda straws: What a good roof thatcher should learn to do.
Soda: I SODA new button on your shirt.
Sodomist: Someone who likes to come from behind.
Soft Spot: The precise point where safety caps must be pressed to open a bottle. Instinctively found easily by toddlers but usually too small to be found by seniors.
Solo: I never thought my grades would drop SOLO
Somersault: Seasoning used during the warm months of the year.
Somersault: The opposite of winter pepper.
Soupcon: Chowder's pipin' hot! Come and get it!
Soviet: Dinner was announced, SOVIET.
Space Bar: Association.
Spacing: King device.
Spanking: What the tailors did before they made the emperor's new clothes.
Speculate - You are three weeks overdue with delivering my new pair of glasses.
Spinal: "He had cameras installed in every room so he could SPINAL his guests."
Sporadic: hooked on mushroom seeds
Stab: it goes in S slot
Stable: A command a farmer gives his male bovine to keep him from moving.
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place
Stagecoach: Acting teacher.
Stain: My mother-in-law asked if I was STAIN for dinner again.
Staking: A command often preceded by "Down, boy down"
Stalemate: Ex-spouse.
Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
Stalker: A dog that drags its heels.
Standing Ovation: Something that happens mostly when the audience doesn't have chairs
Star Trek: Actor safari.
Star Wars: Fist fights between actors.
Stargate: Gate famous actors go through.
Starting: Acting bell.
Starting: Astronomical bell.
Starting: Beginning bell.
Station: A place where all the trains are stationary.
Steelcast: Round in searches.
Steelcast: Used when a robot breaks his leg.
Steeplechase: Churches competing for members.
Stem-Cell: Where insects lay their eggs to hide them from other insects.
Stem-Cell: Where insects lay their eggs to hide them from other insects. Stan Kegel)
Sterilize: Lies about antibiotics.
Stinking: Hostill at copies of a nation.
Stinking: Muslim water.
Stirring: Ring that rotates.
Stock Split: When your ex-spouse and his/her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
Stockpile: One on a vase.
Store Detective: Counter spy
Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work.
Stroking: Golf master.
Stubble: Bull with a very short beard.
Student Union: 2AM in the coed dorm.
subcutaneous: An instantly cute submarine.
Subdivision: The guys on a U-boat who do math
subdue: Time to pay for the submarine.
Subdue: Underwater postage stamp.
Subgrid: Place to play underwater football. Anyone care to speculate on
Subgrid: Place to play underwater football. Anyone care to speculate on how to
Sublime: what you do if you can't find a lemon
Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
Submission: Where fish go to church.
Submit: What the relief pitcher wears.
Subplot: Grave for zombie horse that computer programmer.
Subplot: Under, or a demon an electricing who search.
Subplot: Unlocks a demon.
Subplot: Untrustworthy, ocean.
Subside: Suicide by submarine.
subside: The side where submarines park.
Subsidy: A town underneath another town
Subtract: A Knight.
Subtract: Snake.
Subtract: The Knight of course knight lunch forced inst
Subtract: What subway trains run on
Subtract: Where car.
Subtraction: Once again ignoring a duck held in the bum of
Subway: Assessing the tonnage of an undersea vessel
Subway: Assessing the tonnage of an undersea vessel.
Sunblock: How some parents are able to keep from getting burned by lying in the shade of the kid's sand castle.
Sundry: How clotheslines work.
Super-hero: A nine-foot sub sandwich
Supervisor: Really nice hatless brim
Surcing: Puppy.
Surface: Knight.
Surfboard: Tired of browsing the Web
Surgeon: " Knife job, Doc," I said to the medico, as I watched the blood SURGEON out of the artery.
Suroxide: Another programmer.
Surrendipity: The Knight in the beaks.
Survey: Key uses.
Sweetish: A resident of Sweden
Sword: His kite SWORD over the rooftops.
Syndrome: Illegal landing site
Syntax: A way by which you pay for your misdemeanours.
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