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  • Tadpole: Warsaw youth
  • Take Stock: Embezzle.
  • Taliban: Forbid the census.
  • Tamer: Domesticated ocean.
  • Taming: Domesticated Chinese vase.
  • Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
  • Tanking: King of military combat vehicles.
  • Tanking: Musical ants Van Gohs.
  • Tanking: Musical electricity.
  • Tantamount: The Lone Ranger's mount was Silver but what was the TANTAMOUNT?
  • Tantrum: Drum that's been sunbathing.
  • Tapestries: What maple sugar farmers do each year.
  • Tariff: Quarrel among UNC fans.
  • Taring: Ring of road material.
  • Tartest: Road material exam
  • Tasting: D-Licious bell.
  • Tasty: D-Licious tea.
  • Taxidermist: A man who mounts animals.
  • TC: Ocean.
  • Teaming: Vase with a beverage. Goes with Creaming.
  • Tears: Remorse code
  • Television: Where movies go when they die.
  • Ten Ding: 10 Chinese.
  • Term Paper: Sheets passed out on first day of class defining words unique to this course
  • Terrapin: The little thingie that the hijacker pulls out of the hand grenade just before the plane explodes.
  • Terror-Tory: Margaret Thatcher at Halloween.
  • Terror-Tory: Where Al-Qaida resides.
  • Terrorize: If Susie doesn't stop pulling my hair, I'll TERRORIZE outa her head.
  • Testicle: What is done to determine your itch sensitivity.
  • Textile: Floor covering from President Bush's home state.
  • Texts: The people you call for help when your computer crashes
  • The Lane Arranger: the guy who puts out all the orange traffic barrels.
  • The Termit: Criminal lawyer actors.
  • The Vanna White diet: You only eat what you can spell.
  • Theater: A place where ham is served at exorbitant prices.
  • Thesis: Abbreviation for “The Sister.”
  • Thor: God of aches and pains.
  • Throwing: Bird from the big leagues.
  • Thumper: Price of a thumb.
  • Thunderhead: A toilet with noisy plumbing
  • Ticket: The voucher you will need to rebook with another airline after your flight was canceled.
  • Tie-Breaker: Divorce.
  • Timing: Neckwear vase.
  • Timing: Thai vase.
  • Tipsy: Ocean shaped on foot digit.
  • Toad: What happens to an illegally parked frog.
  • Toady: Female cow.
  • Toady: Unlocks a demon that sells asleep.
  • Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.
  • Topic: First selection in the draft
  • Toupee: When you go out as a group, be sure TOUPEE your share of the bill.
  • Town Syndrome: Another plants Van Gohs.
  • Tox Screen: The pre-interview for guests on a TV talk show
  • Toying criming: A girl who pulls people cows in the mother church wine.
  • Trajectory: Course of a British nuclear missile.
  • Trammer: Ocean of mass transit vehicles.
  • Tramming: Chinese vase of mass transit vehicles.
  • Trampoline: Legal claim made on the property of a homeless person.
  • Transfer: To move hair to another person.
  • Transfer: To move mammalian body coverings.
  • Transformatory: British Conservative power generator.
  • Transformer - What your mother wants to do to your new bride
  • Transitory: A British Conservative who leaves after a short while.
  • Transitory: British Conservative on a bus.
  • Translucent: A lady's glove.
  • Translucent: A penny you can see through.
  • Translucent: Singing object.
  • Transmit: Glove that teleports you places.
  • Trapping: Trap for bells.
  • Traveler's Check: Airport security.
  • Travesty: Tea or vest that's a sham.
  • Treating: Musical tree, or a tree bell.
  • Treaty: Tea from peace trees.
  • Tree: Knee ocean with a huge gap.
  • Trendy: A fashionable demon.
  • Triad - How to improve your dwindling clientele
  • Triceratops: Borrow blouses from Buffy actress
  • Trimming: A fit vase.
  • Trinity: 3 bells.
  • Triple Crown: Queen of England, Scotland and Wales
  • Tripping: Bell that makes one stum-bull.
  • Tritest: 3 exams, or attempt the exam.
  • Triviality: Unimportant tea.
  • Trotting: Bell that runs like a horse.
  • Trouble: Add an Acrobatician's glove.
  • Trouser: Knight of pants.
  • Truant: True-Leey tar-D ant.
  • Trucker: Energy froth at that copy or a female demon.
  • Trumpet: Animal belonging to a musical instrumet.
  • Truncate: Tailgate party given by a compact-car owner
  • Truncate: Tailgate party given by a compact-car owner
  • Trust Bunnies: To prints.
  • Trusty: Tea you can D-Pend on.
  • Tuba: "Hey, woman! fetch me another TUBA bryll cream!"
  • Tuba: "Hey, woman! fetch me another TUBA bryll cream!"
  • Turkey: Unlocks a fowl lock.
  • Turnpike: A spinning spear like weapon.
  • Tuscan - Method of greeting between two elephants
  • Tutelage: The cliff where the sect members stand to play their piccolos is known as the TUTELAGE.
  • Tutor: Tuba player in the marching band
  • Tweety: Tenant of words.
  • Twister: In jail two times
  • Typhool: Motell.
  • Typing: Secretary bell.
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