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Daffynitions and twisted words
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Vacuum Cleaner: A weapon of mess destruction
Valedictory: Thatcher graduating from college.
Valedictory: When the guy who parks your car is a Brit named Richard.
Valet Parker: A garment of Eskimo-style outer clothing intended to be worn between mountains is a VALET PARKER.
Vampire: Hemo-goblin
Vandal: The hippie painted his VANDAL colors.
Vanguard: A person who protects trucks
Varmint: One demon On Acid.
VD: Vase ocean.
Ven Ding: Chinese sellers.
Venomous: Male deer.
Venomous: Mass transit vehicle races.
Vent Ting: Musical female deer.
Venus: The girl who got the breaks
Version: The mother of Jesus.
Vesuvius: The volcano where the creator usually smokes.
Viagra Lite: For people who only want to masturbate
Vibration: A motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.
Vice Chairman: The person in charge of immoral and illegal activities.
Vicious circle: A wedding ring.
Victory: The British Conservatives win.
Viking: The evergreen question ... Does one really need the monarchy ?
Vincent: Demon in the blame.
Violin: Bad hotel.
Violin: She wrote something really VIOLIN her book about me.
Vision: What people think you have when you guess right
Vitamin: If a beggar comes to your door, surprise him and in VITAMIN
Volt: Electric bull.
Vomitor: In farm.
Vote: To choose the lesser of two evils
Vowing: A bird that took an oath.
vuja day: The feeling that you've had dyslexia before.
Vulcanization: The process whereby rubber grows pointed ears and starts
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