Johnny's Bike

For his birthday Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bike. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on the house is $80,000.00 and your mother just lost her job. There is no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front door with suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night, and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming, too. I'll be damned if I'm going let you and mom stick me with an $80,000 debt!"