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Dain bramaged.
Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Dangerous guys, those dinosaurs. Foot-prints there are, but no finger-prints.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
Dead duck: No more download.
Dead lizard: No more color monitor.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last.
Death to all fanatics!
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Defiance is beautiful. The defiance of power, especially great or overwhelming power, exalts and glorifies the rebel.
Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
Definition of a wife... something you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Definition of a will: It's a dead giveaway.
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
Department of Redundancy Department.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your genes.
Did Mt. St. Helens make Seattle Wash. ?
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your own way.
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Disks travel in packs.
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in
Do not start with me. You will not win
Do police sketch artists start out as those cops who outline dead bodies?
Do unto others before they undo you.
Do witches run spell checkers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Documentation is the castor oil of programming ... Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Mary Bly
Dogs hate computers because it's hard to stick their heads through Windows.
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That.
Don't Be Sexist -- Broads Hate That
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think
Don't count your checks before they're cashed.
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
Don't eat raw onions with your bare hands before putting your contacts in.
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep 'till noon.
don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Don't look back; they might be gaining on you.
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Don't sell until you see the heights of their highs!...
Don't sweat it - it's only ones and zeros.
Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
Don't treat me any differently than you would treat the queen
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
Dormitory: A sleeping glove on Margaret Thatcher's entryway.
Down with gravity!
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Drink varnish and you'll have a lovely finish.
Drink wet cement: Get Stoned.
Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
dyke, n: A woman who kick-starts her vibrator. And rolls her own tampons.
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