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Eagles may soar but you don't find parrots sucked into jet engines!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Economics is called the dismal science, but that's just because most economists are dismal scientists.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!
Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
Employ teenagers - while they know everything.
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.
Energizer Bunny arrested charged with battery.
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
English is the language up with which I will not put
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Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Epigrams are macros, since they are executed at read time.
Equal bytes for women.
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Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Even a broken watch is right twice a day.
Even though one keeps his nose to the grindstone, it does not mean that he is good for anything besides cutting bread with his nose.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Ever stop to think, and then forget to start again.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error..
Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone leaves a track around here eventually.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Everything takes longer than you expect.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Experience is the comb life gives you after you're bald.
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