We Know Jokes - One Line Wisdom

One Line Wisdom

(Arranged alphabetically)

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Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

Farmhands Feel Better

Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Florida: Don't blame me. I voted for Gore. Twice.

Florida: eye gradiated frum paum beech elemntree

Florida: Hook'd on foniks werked fer me

Florida: My Grandchild is an honor student at the electoral college

Florida: Thank me! I meant to vote for Gore

Florida: Vote for Gore: At least 3 times

Florida: We have to ask ourselves is our voters learning?

Florida: Why we need Bush's education plan

Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing!

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.

For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts.

FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.

Forget getting high in Hawaii. There you only get aloha.

Friction is a drag.

Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Furst's Academic Axiom: He who controls the purse strings controls the educational policy.

Fuzzy logic tickles.

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