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Gandhi was right. Western civilization would be a good idea.
Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
garter, n.: An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her stockings and desolating the country.
Geneticists have been looking for a shyness gene on the chromosome chain, but it has eluded them for years.
Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians.
Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.
George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
Get off your ASCII.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Give a speculator an inch and he'll build a condo.
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
Give him and inch, and he'll take it, the ruler too.
Give me librium or give me meth.
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
God made an idiot for practice and then took a ribbing after playing with doing second chances.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Good judgement comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgement.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
Gourmet, n.:
Graffiti has changed deface of the nation.
Gravity brings me down.
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
Guys have feelings too........but who cares?
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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