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Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar. -- sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Laetrile is the pits.
Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
leaving the best part.
Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
Let's go to my place and play war -- I'll lay down and you blow the hell outta me!
Let's not disappoint him.
Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
Life is like a cucumber -- one moment it's in your hand, the next it's up your ass.
Life is like a diaper - short and loaded.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Light travels faster than sound.
Little girl with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2.
Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first!
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Lt. Uhura says:"Subspace Communications- It's the next best thing to beaming there!"
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Lurked in any good lusty news-groups lately?
Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
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