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Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Neutrinos are into physicists.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
Never economize on information or forethought.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
Never leave your wife's anniversary present in a Wal-Mart bag.
Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.
Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound , a dog for financial advisors.
Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please.
Next time, give "the gift that keeps on giving": a female kitten.
Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder.
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
No animals were harmed in the posting of this message.
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
No heaven will not ever Heaven be; unless my cats are there to welcome me. - Anonymous
No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
No matter how much Jello you put in a bathtub you still can't walk on water
No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
No one can predict to what heights you can soar, Even you will not know until you spread your wings.
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle. Not even for lunch.
Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody...!
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.
Nudists are limited to one button suits.
Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts.
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