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Of course I don't look busy- I did it right the first time.
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Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
Oh yeah? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Old bakers never die, they just quit making dough.
Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
Old frogs never die, But they do croak!
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Old soldiers never die - young ones do.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
On a job board:
On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK."
On all lasergrams: Don't forget the Zap code.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise:
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.
One cat just leads to another. - Ernest Hemingway
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.
One-seventh of life is spent on Monday.
Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Only an unlit candle lasts forever.
Only In America do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Orientals have stumbled into occidental friendships?
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!
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