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One Line Wisdom
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Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Paranoia is heightened awareness.
Pardon my driving; I am reloading.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
People are funny; they spend money they don't have to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't like.
People get what's coming to them unless mailed.
People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
People who eat natural foods die from natural causes.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, NJ.
Pilots are just plane folks.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Please provide the date of your death. -- from an IRS letter
Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common… they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on Earth.
Poverty is the root of all evil.
Practice random senselessness and act kind of beautiful.
Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.
Pray for the success of atheism.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frogs
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Programmers get overlaid.
Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
Prolonged contact with computers turns mathematicians into clerks and vice versa.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Prosperity is when your conversation changes from car pools to swimming pools.
Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
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