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One Line Wisdom
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it doesn't.
Rainforest: a scarcity of animals and a plethora of tourists.
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Reading taglines has been shown to cause cancer in lab animals.
Reality does not exist - yet.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
Recession: your neighbour loses his job. Depression: you lose your job.
Rehab is for quitters.
Remember a funguy is nothing but a mushroom with human pretentions.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Remember in the game of life a 44 Magnum always beats 4 aces.
Remember, even if you win the rat race - you're still a rat.
Remember, the fact that you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you!
Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforations.
Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.
Remove the silver from a mirror and even a rich man won't see his face.
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.
Reread carefully to make sure you don't out a word.
revolting, remarks that it's an acquired taste and that you're
Robin Hood was a terrorist.
Rock and Roll sheep listen to Pink Floyd's "Animals"....
Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!
Rousseau began his confessions by saying he found spankings erotic.
Rubber bands have snappy endings!
Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way to insure hairy fingers.
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