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Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Sadder than work left unfinished, is work never begun.
Safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Safety experts say children should always be belted.
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Save Laboratory Animals. Use Lawyers instead.
Save our virgin forests - buy a tree a chastity belt.
Save the President: Legalize Perjury
Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date!
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
Scared a fast cat once. Took off at the speed of dark.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
Serfs up - Spartacus.
Sex is a gripping experience.
Sex is like pizza -- when it's good, it's great; and when it's bad, it's still darn tasty!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Shake well before and after use.
She doesn't sag; she's only gravitationally challenged.
She dyes her hair so much, her driver's license has a color wheel.
She knew beauty was better than brains for men see better than they think.
She might have been a computer programmer but she preferred nibbles to bytes.
She might have been a marine colonel's daughter but she was rotten to the corps.
She was as pure as the driven snow... that has drifted.
She was increasingly worried and concerned about the lack of anxiety in her life.
She who rides bike peddles ass all over town.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
She's not easy, only horizonally acessible.
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask in, mask out, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shortest Book of the Month: Ronald Reagan's "Memories"
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Sign next to the super highway: "You aren't looking at the road!"
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
Sign seen at a loan company: "Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt."
Silence is one great art of conversation.
Since Americans throw rice at weddings do Orientals throw hamburgers?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
Skydiving... good 'till the last drop.
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
Slogans Seen on Tee Shirts
Small programs are for small minds.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Smile! Things can only get worse.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smoking cures weight problems... Eventually...
Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.
So many men, so few who can afford me
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
So narrow minded she could see through keyholes with both eyes.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
Somebody's boring me.
Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.
Sometimes I wake up GROUCHY.........sometimes I let him sleep.
Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking.
sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
SPAM: Scientifically-Produced Animal Matter
Spare the rod and spoil the drag race.
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
Stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
Stamp out philately.
State Wildlife Protection Area - party animals live here.
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Stop this! Stop this! It's getting far too silly!
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.
Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
Successful acupuncture is a jab well done...
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Supper(n):dead animals & some stuff from the ground.
Support animal literacy!
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Support National Motherhood Week - Make one today!
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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