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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
Warning! Driver Only Carries $20 In Ammunition
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it
Wash face in the morning neck at night.
We all like praise, but a hike in our pay is the best kind of ways.
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem!
We are the people our parents warned us about.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
We will release no software before its time.
We're two different animals, we live jungles apart.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?
Well, you know we are what we eat... I could be you by morning!
Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.
What a nice night for an evening.
What a sight, viewing the world standing on one's head!
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
What goes "mork, mork?" A dog with a hair-lip.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten?
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?
what if the hokey pokey is what it's all about!
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What is another word for Thesaurus?
What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
What makes the universe so easy to comprehend is there are so many things out there for comparisons.
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.
What's another word for thesaurus?
What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
Whatever happened to the good old days when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stray.
When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
When a woman suffers in silence, she really does.
When all else fails, try the manual.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
When I die I'll go to Heaven cause right now I'm in Hell.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
When it hits the fan it is not evenly distributed.
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When some women show up in stretch pants they sure do!
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.
When the cat's away there are fewer hairs on the armchair.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
When trying to solve a problem, it always helps to know the solution.
When two's company, three's the result!
When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
When you mix holy water with castor oil you have a religious movement.
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
When you starve a tiger, the tiger starves last.
When you're up to your hips in alligators, You forget the original project was to drain the swamp.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand basket?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.
While driving across an empty desert I suddenly had to swerve to avoid hitting an Eskimo. Then it dawned upon me it was merely an obstacle Aleutian.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk?
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Whodunit readers are just Spillaine folks.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane.
Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What's the Latin for office automation?
Why do hot dogs come in 10s & the buns in 8s or 12s?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
Why do they have Interstates in Hawaii?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why don't they spell phonetic the way it sounds?
Why don't women blink during foreplay? Who has the time?
Why experiment on animals when there are so many Windows users around?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is a hemorrhoid where an asteroid should be?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the top of a coffin?
Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
Why is truth called naked and not nude?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why was Isaac being sacrificed when he was 12 years old?
Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Win or lose, you lose.
Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing.
Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
with the workstation harem.
Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay!
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Women will probably stop faking orgasms when men stop faking foreplay.
Women's Libbers are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
Work fascinates me - I can look at it for hours!
Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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