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  • Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again!
  • You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
  • You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
  • You are only as wise as others perceive you to be.
  • You are only young once but it may take a lifetime to outgrow immaturity.
  • You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, and that's sufficient.
  • You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
  • You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
  • You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
  • You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
  • You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
  • You can own a Dog, but you only feed a cat.
  • You can't fall off the floor.
  • You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
  • You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too.
  • You can't pin anything on a nudist.
  • You have a right to your opinions; I just don't want to hear them.
  • You havge the right to remain silent. So please shut-up
  • You may not be interested in computers, but there are computers interested in you.
  • You think body piercing makes you look cool. I think you fell into your father's fishing tackle box.
  • You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. - Colonial American proverb
  • You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
  • You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
  • You've heard of party animals? I'm a party vegetable.
  • Your fortune: You will die alone, ugly, cold, and poor.
  • Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
  • Your karma just ran over my dogma.
  • Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  • Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
  • Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
  • Your Zip file is open.
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