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Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again! You ain't learning nothing when you're talking. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT You are only as wise as others perceive you to be. You are only young once but it may take a lifetime to outgrow immaturity. You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, and that's sufficient. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it. You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks. You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. You can own a Dog, but you only feed a cat. You can't fall off the floor. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too. You can't pin anything on a nudist. You have a right to your opinions; I just don't want to hear them. You havge the right to remain silent. So please shut-up You may not be interested in computers, but there are computers interested in you. You think body piercing makes you look cool. I think you fell into your father's fishing tackle box. You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. - Colonial American proverb You! Out Of The Gene Pool! You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me You've heard of party animals? I'm a party vegetable. Your fortune: You will die alone, ugly, cold, and poor. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep! Your karma just ran over my dogma. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. Your Zip file is open.
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