Bustlin' Billy's Bogus Beliefs

1) The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who develop it.

2) There is no such thing as a "dirty capitalist," only a capitalist.

3) Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.

4) Capitalism can exist in one of only two states -- welfare or warfare.

5) I'd rather go whoring than warring.

6) History proves nothing.

7) There is nothing so unbecoming on the beach as a wet kilt.

8) A little humility is arrogance.

9) A lot of what appears to be progress is just so much technological rococo.